So disappointed.
So disappointed.
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
Hey John. Do this.
Settle
(via paging-doctorfaggot)
— Arab proverb (via daughterofzami)
(via actualy)
If you think your life sucks, just look at this picture and think “it could be worse.”
palms are sweaty
knees weak, arms are heavy
it’s fallen out of my hands already
mom’s spaghetti
(Source: webros)
omg I was expecting it to do something scary and then
and then
omg
Lmfao!